For the price of one C8 you could buy almost 5 Base model Versas.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
07/19/2019 at 17:07 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (23)

Corkscrew'd > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 17:10

And the Versa comes with a stick.

DucST3-Red-1Liter-Standing-By > Corkscrew'd
07/19/2019 at 17:15

Kinja'd!!!

way2blu does a rev update > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 17:16

See, you can buy a Versa and have $47.5k in the bank, but then you gotta live with having bought a Versa. Idk man this question is tougher than it looks...

CB > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 17:18

Why not a Micra?

Saracen > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 17:26

“For the price of the greatest sports car bargain of the century, you can buy five of the shittiest piece of shit that Nissan has ever shat.”

fhrblig > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 17:27

Or you could have a friend whack you in the nuts with a Louisville Slugger, which is cheaper and less painful than owning a Versa.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > CB
07/19/2019 at 17:28

No Canadian pricing yet.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > way2blu does a rev update
07/19/2019 at 17:30

$47.5k can built a killer custom rwd LS swap.

promoted by the color red > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 17:40

But you would be stuck with five Nissan Versas, which is five more than anyone needs. I guess you could run a cut-rate rental car agency.

Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 18:09

But then you’d have to kill yourself, and you wouldn’t get to use them.

subexpression > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 18:20

If you can just get those 5 Versas to work together you’ll get 610HP, so clearly the Versas are the better deal for the power enthusiast.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Saracen
07/19/2019 at 18:22

I would argue the Versa is actually one of the least-crappy things Nissan sells.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > subexpression
07/19/2019 at 18:29

I was going to say, you get more cylinders, displacement, and horsepower, too. I wonder how the fuel economy compares.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 18:44

The C8 costs $20 more per hp. Crack Pipe.

chaozbandit > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 19:03

At least 70k is a safe bet.

Kinja'd!!!

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 19:55

I don’t see your point? Why would anyone buy a versa? But you could buy a C4, C5, and maybe even a C6 for the same price as a versa and also get a stick. And then not feel like you wasted 12k on a versa.

jimz > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 19:57

I wouldn’t even want one base Versa if you gave it to me for free.

jimz > Corkscrew'd
07/19/2019 at 19:58

and that doesn’t make it worth owning. seriously, the Versa is a piece of shit.

Corkscrew'd > jimz
07/19/2019 at 20:51

Well duh. I was pointing out that the Corvette C8 doesn’t come with a stick, which a lot of people are griping about.

I had a Rogue at one point. That CVT sucked.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 21:36

Can we at least make then Bersa Notes? I’m sure if you bought 5 you could get a fleet deal or something.

wafflesnfalafel > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 22:18

or half a 911!

Under_Score > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/19/2019 at 22:58

Unpopular opinion: I’m excited about the new Versa because it seems so much better than the old one. They’re supposed to be at dealers soon. The Versa has done well for Nissan and fleets, so I know that even in the era of crossovers, this is gonna be super successful.

Based on the engine and interior photos, it’s basically gonna be a sedan Kicks.

pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/20/2019 at 06:31

then you’d still have 5 Nissan Versas and five car registrations due at the same time, five insurance payments due at the same time